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Thursday, 06 May 2010 00:00

Somebody somewhere within any of the many factions of PUP Sketteldom has got to wake up the Mahogany Height Skettel Carolyn from her deep slumber and bring her up to speed with current times. She obviously knows what it was like back THEN but appears to be totally lost as to how things are NOW.

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Little does the Mahogany Heights Skettel realize that while she sleeps, that era where Belizeans blindly voted for a political party has passed her by.

Obviously out of touch with reality, the Mahogany Heights Skettel continues to spew that garbage about signing a card for membership into Sketteldom and having signed that card, the holder must vote for ALL PUP Skettels in ALL elections no matta how corrupt they are. 

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The most sacred of them all is a marriage contract, signed before God and Man. And when either party to a marriage contract goes astray, that contract, signed before God and man, is set aside by divorce as each goes their separate ways.  Not so says the laughing stock in the pack, Mahogany Heights Skettel, the contract signed before man and man in Sketteldom must never be broken and whenever anyone signs that membership card to join Sketteldom that person must vote for all Skettels in all elections no matta how thiefing the skettels are. 

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The Mahogany Heights Skettel must be made to understand that such an era is gone. That was how it was in the days of our ancestors. That generation is all but faded away. We are now in the information age. We are surfing the information superhighway where communication and information are instant. The last man who tried to pull that crap on Belizean Voters was the Big Head Skettel from Montevideo. We vividly remember, as if it was yesterday, the Big Head Skettel from Montevideo telling Belizean that “The more mistakes we (the PUP) make, the harder the people will work to get us out of trouble”. When the votes were counted, the Big Head Skettel from Montevideo, was among the first to go. He took a licking from a man who was virtually unknown in the political arena and the rest is history.

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The Mahogany Heights Skettel must be made to understand that such an era is gone. That was the era when the Emeritus Skettel walked the streets of Belize City and traveled the countryside distributing unsold Belize Slimes newspaperswhich were 2, and sometimes 3 or 4 weeks old. That was the era when the Emeritus Skettel could do no wrong up to the point when his devious plan to sell us out “lot-stock-and-barrel” to Guatemala, was uncovered along with his co-conspirator from the far west. The saberlo todo, The El Cayo so called historian who is NOW known to have collected large sums of money from the THEN Guatemalan Government. That same individual, as he is NOW, in this writer’s estimation, not fit be called a man, is nothing but a traitor.

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We hear the Saberlo Todo, El Cayo Historian Skettel hypocritically professing how much he loves Belize. Did he really love Belize when he was collecting all that money from the same Guatemalans who were claiming our homeland? We will not be surprised if one of these days, when he is on the telephone rostrum on his favorite radio station, he is caught in the crossfire of a divine lightning bolt.  He tells us that he started the Agricultural Show in El Cayo. He tells us that he instituted Labor Day. The time has NOW come for him to repent, ask for forgiveness from the Belizean people and tell us how much money he collected from the Guatemalan Government in his days.

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The manner in which Gordon Smith Musa, Lady G Michael and the rest of clowns under the Perspective tent are going after Evan X Hyde, you would think that Evan X is the biggest political figure in the nation. For some weird reason Gordon Smith Musa and his band of clowns are convinced that Evan Hyde is the reason for the death of the PUP. Being thus convinced, it is therefore no wonder why this bunch of visionless Skettels could have signed things like the Agreement to Accommodate Ashcroft, the Prosser Promissory Package and the Lucas Concas Port Giveaway deal among many, many others.

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By means of the simple application of elementary logic, Gordon Smith Musa and his Perspective Clowns could draw the conclusion that it would have been much, much more profitable, comfortable and convenient for Evan X Hyde to have had a biological son and a showman son-in-law walking the corridors of power in Belmopan than for the reins of government to be in the hands of a party where he holds no such personal clout.
 
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How quickly or conveniently has Gordon Smith Musa forgotten that when the biological son was strolling the corridors of power in Belmopan, the father with a 41 year old bachelors degree from way back in 1969, was appointed to chair the Board of Directors of Belize’s Flagship Institution of higher education as is the University of Belize. An institution where the least qualified person holds a recent Master’s degree and with many of them holding multiple Doctoral degrees. Notwithstanding, the Father, with the Son at the helm of the ministry, occupied the biggest chair which came complete with vehicle, fuel, allowance and other perks.

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They must find someone to blame for the death of the PUP and so Evan Hyde is taking the punch to the point where Gordon Smith Musa and his pack of clowns have publicly committed to destroy Hyde and his businesses by any means necessary. While we might have known about instances of university scholarships going to 5 year old children under the Scholarship Fraud Hyde Skettel, Gordon Smith Musa is threatening to reveal other corrupt practices like one in which his sister’s managed company was collecting seventy five thousand dollars each month to clean a school yard a job which they never did and that it was the school’s principal that saved them from being exposed.
 
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While it might not be politically correct for them to say so, those in Sketteldom are fully aware that the death of the PUP came at the hands of the Belizean people. A people who could no longer allow for that gang of thieves to continue destroying the national economy while enriching themselves, their families, cronies and wealthy friends.

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While Juan Mentira is nearing the death of his leadership role in Sketteldom, there is much talk about the return of the Retired Gordon Smith Musa Skettel, the BIG Head Skettel from Montevideo, the Land Hog Shackron Skettel and the Retired, Double Retired Pistolas Skettel. Well guess what, it was not Evan X Hyde that buried the PUP, he might have assisted in digging the grave. The lethal injection was concocted by those very same ones who are hinting about coming back to Sketteldom. They are the ones who concocted the lethal injection but it was Belizean voters who administered the injection on February 7, 2008 finally freeing the nation from the grips of the most corrupt set of politicians Belize has ever known.
 
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“Time is running out on Juan Mentira” says Gordon Smith Musa.  “Juan Mentira and Gordon Smith Musa have for a while been engaged in reconciliatory discussions” says Lady G Michael. Gordon Smith Musa has made it abundantly clear that, after Juan Mentira is gone, there will be no space in Sketteldom for Super Bondage Skettel Espat, Scholarship Fraud Skettel Hyde and the Mahogany Heights Skettel along with the worthless Servilo Baeza Skettel and the Chubby Skettel.

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It looks like Lady G Michael has finally given up his once frequent grudging remarks about the Prime Minister’s Rolex watch. However, we at the Guardian will never forget all the pain and suffering that Lady G. Michael brought to bear upon that dynamic Lady who served as our first editor. Many are the days we had to console her amidst the abuse. The lady is strong, and like the magnificent Phoenix, she rose out of the ashes of abuse and is now soaring with the eagle to higher heights.
 
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Rhenae “The Nail” Nunez would be well advised to draw a page from the book of this magnificent Lady as only so might she finally skip out of the deep rut in which she is. It somehow seems however that the Nail will never learn that lesson. She is back with the Hammer and NOW she is saying that she supports the comeback of the Hammer’s buddy, the Land Hog Shackron Skettel in Caribbean Shores. Dog weh eat egg neva stop eat egg and so as soon as the abuse resumes, the Nail will again withdraw her support from the Land Hog in a repeat act of spiting the Hammer.

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The Hammer operates the Skettel radio station, the Nail has publicly announced that she is banned from calling the Skettel Radio Station.  The balls-less Hammer swallows this abuse of the Nail. Then again he must be saying This J… A.., being a quadruped that bears resemblance to a donkey, is accustomed to the abuse.”
 
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Continuing on the Nail, we note that she has literally called Juan Mentira everything in the book, from “not being leadership material to being a waste of time, to being a dysfunctional leader surrounded by power hungry, money grabbers.” She has called him everything in the book. We note that she is assisting in banning the “R” word and so this week, in referring to Juan Mentira, she ended the garbage she writes by referring to him as “mi bally, mi friend”.

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We end this week by writing a personal horoscope for the man who falls on the last sign of the Zodiac. This is for Marshall “Impartial Views” Nunez”- Sunrise: March 18, 1965, PISCES: February 20 to March 21:  Refrain from creating the impression among friends and coworkers that all is well with you. Abandoning family, especially the children is not the way to go. As you are growing older and your sight continues to fade, they might be the only ones around to lend a helping hand. If the resentment continues to grow, they will not be around when you most need them. This is the time to mend your ways do it NOW. Do not allow time to continue running out. You will live to regret it.