NOW the drunken editor of the Belize Slimes is begging us to back off.  To this drunken idiot we say, there is NO backing off.  You have, for many years, been slandering and disrespecting our Party Leader, the NOW Prime Minister of our nation. You have been doing the same with other leaders of our Party and NOW you think that some little threat coming from the likes of a useless parasite like you will intimidate us? Get real Bway and heed the words of the Emeritus Skettel as espoused by your intra-party arch nemesis Gordon Smith Musa: “If you can’t stand the political heat get the hell out of the kitchen”.

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For all these years you sat sanctimoniously in that filthy dilapidated downstairs corner of that Queen Street building in dispute, hurling slanderous

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By his own admission, this drunken idiot says that he has never spoken to or with the Hon. Prime Minister. The simple reality is because he possesses not the intellectual ability to speak to or with the Hon. Dean Barrow he hides behind the pages of his party rag hurling snide and slanderous remarks at the Prime Minister.
 
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Hey you drunken idiot, ask yourself one simple question. Why is it that you do not attend Prime Ministerial press conferences? The simple answer is because you lack the capacity to address the Hon. Prime Minister. You ask the Weed Head Shutty Gill how his body trembles and his voice shakes every time he must ask one of the questions that Johnny Juan Mentira or the disgraced ambassador gives him to ask at these press conferences.

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In his drunken stupor, this idiotic, non-persona, underachiever who sits in that filthy corner downstairs is also asking us to ease the pressure on the inside wife. All of a sudden, six outside children later, he is asking for consideration for the inside wife. In his drunkenness he lacks the capacity to decipher that some of the things we bring up here might be coming from the same inside wife who is tired of the abuse.

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We have been thought to believe that while all might be fair in war and politics, there are some things that are considered taboo. Things that should not be brought up but NOW in hindsight, after all the damage that Gordon Smith Musa did to our country like the sellout of ALL our national assets, the blatant walking away with taxpayers’ money, the millions of taxpayers’ dollars that went into Universal Hospital with zero benefit for poor Belizeans, the massive financial burden that he left behind and more. In all this abuse we skirted an elementary principle of life, if a person cannot be loyal to the one that he has sworn, before family and God, to be faithful and loyal to until death, how is it that we expect this same individual to be loyal to an entire nation. If only we heeded that basic principle of life, Gordon Smith Musa would have never been given the chance to shower disloyalty upon our nation. That massive super bondage would today not be hanging, like an albatross, around our necks.

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THEN in his usual disloyal and deceitful liaad ways, Gordon Smith Musa, hiding behind his pen name, says that he is a black man, goodness gracious when on earth will this man mend his liaad ways? He is dishonest in his personal life, he is dishonest in politics and in government and he continues to be dishonest even in opposition.  How on earth did we end up with this dishonest, disloyal character serving not one, but two terms in government?  NOW you see why the mess that this country is in today is because of the PUP.

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As all factions of Sketteldom prepare to wage war in November, Johnny Juan Mentira is rallying up the troops as he comes with vengeance on his mind. Does Gordon Smith Musa think that Juan Mentira has forgiven him for the overpriced puss-inna-bag Belize Slimes shell that he sold back to the party? The press which should have constituted the bulk of the sale price turned out to be a blue elephant. The Reporter newspaper has been printing the Belize Slimes since the beginning of the year. The proper thing for Gordon Smith Musa to have done was to give back Johnny Juan Mentira his money.

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Well guess what, the Belize Slimes press gone bad and will stay bad for a very long time because gone are those corrupt days when the PUP government of Belize would order parts for the Belize Slime press at taxpayers’ expense. By all indication the Reporter stands to profit for many, many years because coming back to the halls of power any time soon will never be for that criminal organization, known as the PUP.

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NOW here we were, thinking that the Retired Police Phone Card Skettel from Belmopan had died a natural political death since no one in their right frame of mind wants to be associated with this fat character. THEN lo and behold, despite instructions not to feature her anywhere in association with the PUP, obviously in his drunkenness, the Slimes idiot slips and there she was flat on the pages of the Slimes. It’s like a policeman friend said: Does she think we have forgotten about all her hanky panky dealings in the Police Department, things like the dog food intended for the K9 Unit that ended up at her house, things like the massive phone card scam, things like fictitious rental of vehicles for police use and like the transportation of training school construction material to her farm? This character’s retirement from the Department has resulted in tremendous savings and a reduction in budgetary allocations for the Police Department. One can therefore only imagine the amount that this character was creaming off.

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NOW the Musa Council for the Visually Impaired is asking for an apology about the truth we shared a few weeks ago regarding the public’s reluctance to donate funds to anything associated with the Musa clan. Well you can have all the board of directors meetings you want. You can discuss all you want in these meetings and it will never change the reality that all things with the Musa trademark will fail.  And if you don’t believe me, you just let Said Musa run in Fort George again and you will see the licking that he will get as many key elements in other factions of Sketteldom have already pledged to join forces with the Grand United Democratic Party to rid politics of this character.

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How much longer will that faction of Sketteldom continue to pay Lady G Michael for the junk “she” scribbles in the Clown Rag? NOW she has the face of brass to comment about the crime situation in Belize City as if she is not aware that the crime situation is the result of old beef created during her days when she regularly usurped the ends of justice by aiding and abetting in the release of hardened criminals at the request her boss, the big head fat man from Montevideo and his son, the one who passed away in that fatal traffic accident up north.
 
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Every Belize City policeman and woman can tell you about those days of frustration back THEN when, within minutes of being apprehended, very hardcore criminals were released back onto the streets of the city at the request of this same Lady G on instructions from either her big head Montevideo fat boss or his son who passed away tragically on the northern highway.  Aggrieved parties were frequently denied justice and so they began taking the law into their hands hence the REAL reason why we are where we are today. THEN when these criminals reached beyond the authority of the police, and in the realm of the judiciary, there was this one in the system who did his part by freeing the criminals and so he was rewarded with elevation from Paslow to that bigger workplace in front of the Battlefield Park. The one of the “tell me how you want this matter to go” fame.

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Truth be told, Lady G. should hang her head in shame instead of expecting to get paid for the junk she writes.  The little cheese she is paid should instead go to those needy PUP Marshalls who gave of their youth to the PUPs instead of these Johnny-come-lately-parasites like Lady G et al.

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Oh Marshall, Oh Marshall, you are herewith impartially implored to get those children in school. Remember that family comes first always. Now we see you tugging on Johnny Juan Mentira’s shirt tail. Have you finally awoken from your slumber? Remember that it was Gordon Smith Musa who led the charge to take the roof from over the heads of your children, as by that time the wife was already long gone.