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Thursday, 26 August 2010 00:00
As alliances, no matter how shaky, are brokered among some factions of Sketteldom, Johnny Briceño is becoming aware with every passing day that the top seat is slipping from under him and so he is running scared.
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Politics within Sketteldom is breeding some weird bedfellows. The forced alliance is causing Gordon Smith Musa and his old guard of Sketteldom to be swallowing up their vomit as, much to their displeasure, the Lord Octopus Puppet Master is ordering them to line up behind Mark the Super Bondage Skettel for leader or suffer the consequence of their disobedience.

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While, by the Puppet Master’s own admission, the failed Intelco was intended to be the “retirement fund for the boys” SMART Speednet has taken over from where Intelco left off as each of the boys, without missing a beat, are creaming off from their individual portion of SMART services. In exchange for his support however, Mark the Super Bondage Skettel is committed, immediately after sliding into the top Sketteldom seat, to begin the Anti-Nationalization of BTL campaign and to sustain the campaign with every fiber of his being.

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The plan is for the final nail to go into the coffin when the Super Bondage Skettel returns BTL to the Puppet Master who will immediately begin the dismantling of SMART thereby cutting off the “retirement funds for the boys” effectively reverting the Puppet Master to his former position as the rapist of Belizean telephone rate payers by way of a BTL monopoly or whatever he changes the name to be this time around. Oh how wishful they think – if wishes were horses very few would walk.

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As the web further tangles, the ouster of Johnny Briceño is causing many sleepless nights for the boys. Like we have been saying all along, the results of Sketteldom’s November convention is irrelevant. Whatever the outcome, Sketteldom is doomed to remain in a perpetual tailspin regardless if the top Skettels are reverted to Queen Street or if they remain at Happy Tails. 

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With the increasing likelihood of no skettel capturing a seat in the 2013 General Elections, the focus has shifted to Mark the Super Bondage Skettel as their best chance for a seat. For some reason, Skettels have been convinced that the safest seat inside Sketteldon is the Albert Division. Oh what a shocker it will be for Skettledom when the result of the election in the Albert Division is announced in 2013. The Emeritus Skettel will be reminded of that unforgettable day in December 1984 when he was dethroned by Derek Aikman, the rookie.  

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It is now official; the drunken former editor of the Slimes has been kicked to the curb. He has NOW joined the long line of those many victims fired by the PUP.  With the Drunken Rudon out the door, Nada has had her say over Carolyn the Mahogany Heist Skettel who has NOW been relegated to the lightweight divisions in Sketteldom.  Nada has brought in her boy all the way from Corozal and has installed him smack in the face of the Mahogany Heist Skettel inside that downstairs filthy corner of that building on Queen Street.

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The Mahogany Heist Sketel is telling everyone who cares to listen that she sleeps with fingers crossed hoping and praying for the November coronation of Mark the Super Bondage Skettel.  If the Super Bondage Skettel is crowned, she is saying that she will kick Nada the full 96 miles all the way from Happy Tails in Belize City smack into her glass house in Corozal Town.

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Speaking of the Mahogany Heist Skettel, every time she picks up a pen to write an article in the Slimes she somehow never fails to end up with the pen stuck deep down her throat.  While she is yet to provide an analysis of the misuse of almost a hundred million tax dollars in the construction of that which was heralded as a model satellite city but ended up being not even a semi-village, she is NOW attempting an analysis of the salaries of Members of the House of Representative. In her typical hypocritical act of removing the speck out of someone’s eye while ignoring the log in hers. She is critical about Area Representatives only working 48 hours per year resulting in wages of $1,000 per hour. What she failed to mention is that Francis the Accommodation Agreement Idiot has collected $48,000 in payment for having worked ZERO hours. That is what she should be analyzing. 

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As the current Chair of Sketteldom, is it not the duty of the Mahogany Heist Skettel to keep all Skettels in line? Therefore, before attempting to remove the speck from the eyes of others, she is strongly advised to first remove the Accommodation Agreement idiotic log from hers.

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Since it is no secret that THEN & NOW is the first section to which all Skettels immediately turn as soon as they buy the Guardian, here is something you should know: That personal attack hurled by none other than Gordon Smith Musa against a decent, respectable and upstanding Belizean as is Ernesto Vasquez will cost you dearly.  It certainly did not go unnoticed when Gordon Smith Musa himself publicly published the statement, to the effect that Ernesto Vasquez was an ‘INCOMPETENT INDIVIDUAL’ who was quickly fired from his post as press officer for Said Musa.- The disrespect coming straight like that direct from Gordon Smith Musa’s pen.

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Whenever anyone stands up against wrong doings instead of allowing themselves to be used in the interest of corruption, they are branded as being incompetent. When Carla Barnett elected first to resign from that corrupt administration just gone instead of being used to mislead the Belizean people, she was called all sorts of names including incompetent. But when Trai Grabb was used to corruptly run DFC into the ground he was lauded with praises and he was considered as the most competent of them all.  

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The same applies for example to the level of disrespect with which Glenn the Hammer attacked Rene Villanueva. The jealousy and hatred could be felt in his written words. For all intents and purposes, Rene Villanueva, much like Lacelle Arnold, is one of Belize’s most astute businessmen. Instead of expending the little bit of energy he has left hating a man who has obviously done well in his life and therefore respected by his family, Glenn should have an offspring of his understudying the success formula of a man like Rene Villanueva. One of his offspring we say because Glenn is too far gone and can therefore never be undone.

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The Hammer has successfully wasted most of his life badmouthing others, including the Hon. Prime Minister and the man behind the zinc fence, but while his targets fly with the eagles, Glenn is still dabbling with the vultures depending on that weekly $125 he gets from the bus brothers so that, like his colleague vulture Lady G Michael, he can combine it with the “little cheese falling off the vibes and clown perspective table”, which incidentally is not even enough for them to scrape by as they continue riding their bicycles from point A to point B.

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Speaking of Lady G Michael, She is advised that the pressing on her chest she complains about is but the weight bearing down from her conscience. It will only get worse until she publicly apologizes for her part in what is currently taking place on the dreaded streets of the old capital.

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It would be unfair to end without touching Rhenae the Nail as she looks forward to getting her piece each week. Frankly this poor soul has gone through it all, if it were not for her arrogance one would be tempted to feel sorry for her. She has made nothing but bad choices in all aspects of her life. The piper is now calling the tune. All she NOW has is the VERY little cheese falling from the Perspective table. She is under heavy manners. She dares not utter a single disrespectful word about Johnny Briceño lest she loses that little cheese.  Where has her arrogance towards Johnny Briceño gone? She has been truly left without “balls”. If she has any balls, let her dare to write anything negative about Johnny Briceño NOW.

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Even if Rhenae the Nail writes anything negative about Johnny Briceño, Omar the clown perspective has been castrated and therefore is ‘ballsless’ to publish it. All these parasites of Sketteldom including Weed head Vaughn, Glenn the Hammer and Lady G. Michael are all without balls and they dare not utter a single criticism against any of those Skettels from that corrupt administration just gone.

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As a christening snippet for the new Editor of the Slime, it goes without saying that the poor soul was castrated even before setting a single foot inside that filthy downstairs corner inside that building on Queen Street that Johnny Briceño will soon lose to the Super Bondage Skettel.