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Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:00
Even in the heights of their greatest pappy show of unity, Sketteldom’s failure to bring key clowns under one roof was evident.  Of the measly six area representatives in their clan, four of them did not even bother to show up.  Only two of them were present.
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Johnny Mentira was present in Dangriga because it was his show and the crowning moment of the Patchakan trick he played on them all.  Gordon Smith Musa was present, but it was evident that he much preferred to be anywhere else.

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This is the very same Gordon Smith Musa who for many weeks, in calling for the national convention in Sketteldom, prophesied, in his Clown Perspective, that Briceño would be booted out of the leadership of Sketteldom whenever convention time comes around. Oh what pleasure it was for Johnny Mentira to personally lead Gordon Smith Musa and Henry Charles Musa to the microphone on Sunday and watch as they individually gobbled up their bile laced vomit. 

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And if Gordon Smith Musa and Henry Charles think that Johnny has forgotten their vile attacks against him in the months before the Patchakan Trick, they certainly have another thing coming.

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The pappy show of unity is NOW over but Sketteldom remains more divided than ever. They have two Secretary Generals, Two Party Headquarters, Two Newspapers, Two Total Outcasts (Mark & Cordel) and another Two (Francis and Florencio) hanging on the edge of the cliff.

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Sketteldom continues to operate out of different headquarters. One located inside Happy Tails where the disgraced former Ambassador makes it known that at Happy Tails HE is the Secretary General.

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THEN there is the traditional headquarters on Queen Street where Henry Charles Musa has now officially cleared out the little personal items left behind by the Mahogany Heist Skettel. This outside prize son, the officially anointed Secretary General of Sketteldom, has NOW imposed himself inside the neglected building on Queen Street where he is telling those close to him that the two inside Musa boys, can get bex all they want.  Henry Charles, from the Fire Chief House Family di come fu Fort George next. Henry Charles is certainly basking in the glory while rubbing it in the face of the legitimate family. Yo noh gud Henry Charles – Yo noh gud a tall bway.

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The pappy show of unity is NOW over and Sketteldom remains divided as ever.  They continue to publish two newspapers, the Slimes coming out of Queen Street and the Clown Perspective coming out of the residence of any of Omar’s many concubines.

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Apart from Mark, Cordel, Francis and Florencio Jr., another big loser in all that transpired on Sunday in Dangriga is Rhenae “The Nail” Tillett. The poor soul allowed herself to be fooled by Gordon Smith Musa into believing that, like the Phoenix, he would have risen out of the ashes.

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“The Nail” swallowed Gordon Smith Musa’s bait along with hook, the line and the sinker. In the process of following up Gordon Smith Musa and his foolishness about rising out of the ashes, “The Nail” totally disrespected Johnny Mentira. She dragged him through the mud. “Leadership material” she weekly professed in the Clown Perspective “Johnny, never was, never is and never will be.”  How on earth will she ever be able to mend fence with Johnny Mentira? Her best bet is to just wait it out until Johnny falls immediately after the 2012 Municipal Elections.

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Another big loser in the whole pappy show was Raddo. Realizing that by Skettelian standards he was the “top performer’ in the recent Village  Council Elections trashing administered by the United Democratic Party, they quickly agreed to move the convention to the municipality closest to Raddo’s constituency thereby hoping to attract the largest turnout from Stann Creek West Division and so it played out. 

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Raddo delivered, but he was out-rightly disrespected as he was neither given the opportunity to address the gathering nor was he appointed to any of the increased number of positions on the national executive of Sketteldom.  Oh but how quickly they moved to appoint Mike Espat who lost almost all the villages in Toledo East, the very same Mike Espat with the rapidly fading mental capacity who stands nary a chance at electoral victory.

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As evidence of his fading mental capacity, not even realizing where he was, Mike Espat, told the gathering that the location selected for the convention was perfect because it was right in the constituency of the Flipping Minister. He did not even realize that he was in the Dangriga Constituency and a long ways outside the “Flipping Minister’s” Stann Creek West Constituency. (Don’t take my word for it – check the tape. Mike Espat is on that inevitable downward path).

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THEN in the matter of the Placencia Road, Espat made a further fool of himself in front of all those people as well as those listening by way of Love FM’s radio broadcast, when he said that the UDP is bragging about the Placencia Road. He acknowledged that the UDP government is paving the Placencia road right NOW, but ended by saying that the paving of the Placencia Road was a “PUP Dream”.  

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As confirmed by Espat, while the PUP is dreaming, the UDP is working. For ten long years the PUP dreamt about paving the Placencia Road and in every budget speech of those ten consecutive years Gordon Smith Musa never failed to mention the paving of the Placencia Road as they continued, according to Mike Espat, to dream about paving the Placencia Road. Today, in two short years of a UDP government, that ten year PUP dream is becoming a UDP reality.

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Further disrespecting Raddo, the Mahogany Heist Skettel even allowed the Mega Land Grabbing Crazy Horse, Daffy Duck from Cayo to address the gathering. The very same Mega Land Grabbing Clown who promised to deliver most, if not all, the villages in Cayo Central to the PUP and when the process was completed, he lost in every single one of them.

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Not only did they allow Daffy Duck to address the gathering but he was also anointed to the national executive- The same Crazy Horse who is deeply seated behind the Zinc Fence along with Mark and Cordel.  When Mark and Cordel are in San Ignacio, where do they meet? Ask Gina the Lucas Concas’ get away Kitty Kat and she will tell you. In fact, she was the one who told us about those meetings. 

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THEN as was expected, they dusted off the fragile 92-year-old leader emeritus and paraded him in Dangriga. He was crouched on stage by Gordon Smith Musa on one side and by Johnny Mentira on the other. THEN, like one of those puppets that ventriloquists use in their performances, Gordon Smith Musa was captured on television with his hand behind the emeritus as if under his shirt, like a ventriloquist does, telling the emeritus to wave this hand, THEN wave the next hand. Why do they insist on doing this to the emeritus? It’s all for the sake of their selfish political gains for which they will pay a heavy penalty.

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When his time came around to “squeak” Johnny Mentira said that “the UDP took away our jobs”- Correction Johnny, the UDP did not take away your jobs. It was the voters of Belize who took away your jobs and kicked the whole bunch of you corrupt characters out of office. You might still remember that night on February 7, 2008 when the results were coming out, the first one to lose his job, at the hand of Belizean Voters, was the leader of the corruption in the person of that Big Head- Fat Fella of Montevideo fame. Mark my words, the Big Head, Fat Fella of Montevideo fame he will never soon forget that day.

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“We will give you back your land” squeaked Johnny Mentira. What land?- the people asked. The UDP has not taken away our land. What Johnny was referring to was the hundreds upon thousands of acres of land held by Bill Lindo. He will give back Bill Lindo and all those greedy big time PUP their lands?  And while he was on the subject of giving back, why did he not tell the people of his intention to give BTL back to Michael Ashcroft.

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Giving back BTL to Ashcroft has NOW become the primary reason why Sketteldom is so desperately seeking to return to government.  Are you still wondering whose money they were spending in the weeks and days leading up to their national convention? Are you still wondering whose money was used to pay the hands out, transportation and food for the Dangriga show?

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By NOW the PUP should realize that Ashcroft’s money plays no role in swaying the minds of the Belizean people.  They thought that they could have used Ashcroft’s money to buy the 2008 general elections and so Ashcroft’s money was flowing like rain. The people took the money and administered the biggest lashing on the PUP.

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“The UDP is fighting among themselves”, squeaked Johnny Mentira. NOW just imagine the level of hypocrisy coming from the very man who swindled his way into the top seat through the NOW notorious Patchakan deception.

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These words coming from the mouth of an individual who is impotent in quelling the infighting among the gang he is supposed to be leading. An individual who, if only he had turned around from the microphone, would have come face to face with the empty chair where Francis the Ashcroft Accommodation Idiot should have been sitting, but because of the infighting, Francis absented himself from the pappy show of unity. 

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Furthermore, how dare Johnny Mentira accuse anyone of infighting when as a result of the war raging within his gang, two senior officials who once occupied posts as Deputy Leaders (Mark & Cordel) and a third Florencio Jr. from Corozal, totally boycotted his pappy show convention.

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If Johnny Mentira is unable to bring himself and five other elected PUP representatives together under one roof, how on earth will he unite a broken party? THEN & NOW is left with no other choice than to believe the words of Rhenae “The Nail” Tillett: “Johnny never was, never is and never will be leadership material.”

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We close this week by expressing gratitude to Brother Colin H from behind the Zinc Fence for reinforcing the widely held view of the level of dislike that most Belizeans feel towards Glenn the Hammer, Lady G Michael, and the Fat Balding former editor of the Slimes news rag.

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You see brother Colin, the difference is that these clowns write for money, they write to please the person paying them. They write for their supper. They don’t write from the heart and so readers see right through their fraud. They are nothing but a bunch of parasites sucking the little that should be going to those poor PUP marshals who gave so much to Sketteldom.

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Time is running out G. Mike, how much longer are you going to wait before making peace with your conscience? If you lack the channel for doing so, we will gladly publish the episode as a public service to all those grieving relatives and friends of those many victims of the violence we are experiencing today.